Anonymous asked: Alfred- when you turn into a werewolf, do certain.... Attributes... Change at all?
Alfred: “…Unless I usually look like a two-legged, 10 foot tall wooly mammoth with teeth, then no, nothing changes at all.”
Arthur: “Your dick gets freakishly bigger.”
Alfred: “YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE IT WHEN I CHANGE!”
Arthur: ”I’m not sure how you’ve never noticed that war-hammer.”
Look who’s back in the game.
…psssttt… psst. Lutz. Lutz. down here. psst. Chap. psst. Oi.
…. Smoking’s still bad for you….
*Music rips* ….
W-W-WOT?? ME?? OHOHOHOHOHO WH-WHY…WHY WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THAT?? OHOHO CERTAINLY NOT ME HAHAAH NOPE NO SIR DEFINITELY NOT.