Still looking for Earth

crowfanity:

Varric, watching Hawke go from defending mages to saying anti-mage shit as soon as Fenris joins the party:

mister-christmas:

scaliefox:

magic-in-every-book:

powells:

If you like to play The Last of Us, then try Rot & Ruin by Jonathan Maberry

If you like to play Beyond: Two Souls, then try The Girl With All the Gifts by M.R. Carey

If you like to play Call of Duty: Black Ops (Zombies), then try World War Z by Max Brooks

If you like playing Grand Theft Auto, then try American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

If you like playing Sid Meier’s Civilization, then try A Game Of Thrones by George R. R. Martin

If you like playing Final Fantasy, try playing Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa

If you like playing Mass Effect, then try Illuminae by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff

If you like playing Alice: Madness Returns, then try Madness So Discreet by Mindy McGinnis

If you like playing Halo, then try Starship Troopers by Robert A Heinlein

If you like playing Portal, then try House Of Stairs by William Sleator

If you like playing Mario Kart, then try The Lovely Reckless by Kami Garcia 

If you like playing Dark Souls, then try Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake

If you like playing Life Is Strange, then try We Are Okay by Nina Lacour

If you like playing Stardew Valley, then try How I Live Now by Meg Rosoff

If you like playing Fable, then try Young Elites by Marie Lu

If you like playing Borderlands, then try Velocity by Chris Wooding

If you like playing Dishonored, then try Airman by Eoin Colfer

If you like playing The Oregon Trail, then try Under a Painted Sky by Stacey Lee

If you like playing the Elder Scrolls series, then try The Naming by Alison Croggon

If you like playing Red Dead Redemption, then try Vengeance Road by Erin Bowman

If you like playing Bioshock, then try  Dark Life by Kat Falls

If you like playing Fallout, then try Razorland by Ann Aguirre 

If you like playing Assasin’s Creed, then try The Way of Shadows Night by Brent Weeks

If you like playing Dragonage, then try Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir

If you like playing The Legend of Zelda, then try Graceling by Kristin Cashore

If you like playing Until Dawn, then try Ten by Gretchen McNeil

If you like playing Sonic, then try Maximum Ride by James Patterson

If you like playing Overwatch, then try Bluescreen by Dan Wells

If you like playing Uncharted, then try Passenger by Alexandra Bracken

If you like playing Pokemon, then try Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them by JK Rowling, and Newt Scamander

If you like playing Mario Party, then try Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

This is amazing!!

I have to reblog for two reasons:

1)This is actually a good way to get people into reading.

2)That passive aggressive joke in the last one is pure genius. 

As someone who’s read the Night Angel trilogy (Way of the Shadows, Shadow’s Edge, and Beyond the Shadows) I feel I should warn people that it gets real fucking dark real fucking quick. We’re talking rape, child mutilation and murder, and child rape. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

(via wingless-nephilim)

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

(via sirenglowcosplay)

the-temple-of-sacred-asses:

Hawke: Name one way to be nice to people.

Fenris: Don’t kill them.

Hawke: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

hushedsong:

Fenris and Hawke never officially got married, but at some point after Here Lies the Abyss Varric sits them down and is like “I know you two like to rebel against the establishment or whatever, but you put me in charge of all your finances so I’m going to need you to sign these papers so you’re legally married for inheritance purposes.” In the future whenever anyone asks who proposed, Hawke and Fenris both just say “Varric”

incorrect-tbah:

Feliciano: I finally figured out why you’re so angry all the time. You have updog.

Ludwig: What’s updog?

Feliciano: LUCI GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!